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BEER PONG HERPES IS A HOAX!

Nation, it is time to lay this vicious rumor to rest. The drive-by media has been conspiring against beer pong for many years and this time they took it too far. When a simple joke was picked up by major media as fact, it spread like wild fire. But the joke is on them because not only was it a lie, but the Center for Disease Control flat out called it a "HOAX." What ever happened to fact checking? SHAME ON YOU ALL! We deserve an apology. Special thanks goes out to Mr. Colbert for exposing this conspiracy.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colbert is my idol!

3/12/09, 12:58 PM  
Anonymous johnny pong said...

What's next, beer pong causes world war 3?

3/12/09, 12:59 PM  

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