BEER PONG HERPES IS A HOAX!
Nation, it is time to lay this vicious rumor to rest. The drive-by media has been conspiring against beer pong for many years and this time they took it too far. When a simple joke was picked up by major media as fact, it spread like wild fire. But the joke is on them because not only was it a lie, but the Center for Disease Control flat out called it a "HOAX." What ever happened to fact checking? SHAME ON YOU ALL! We deserve an apology. Special thanks goes out to Mr. Colbert for exposing this conspiracy.